Reschedule Halloween? Never!

Some silly politician from Connecticut is proposing to reschedule Halloween.  Says Rep. Tim Larson, D-Conn.:

Halloween is [a] fun night for the whole family, but not so much when you have to race home from work, get the kids ready for trick or treating, welcome the neighborhood children, and then try to get everyone to bed for an early school and work morning.

Obviously, Mr. Larson, you have no sensitivity to the season.  Yes, it's inconvenient, but October 31 is immutable.  What do you think this is, Thanksgiving?  No, thank you.